ouch i hurt my lips can you kiss them for me
- Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me
Do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it.
Not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes.
That’s the most unnerving thing that I can think of, that’s so weird, that I exist to people when I’m not even interacting with them.