if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer
did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today